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Alien Labs Dark Web Cured Resin

GVB-39E8CD · Batch B3971-8CD

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Dark Web Cured Resin

Hybrid Vapes Vapes Myrcene
4.5 1052 reviews
  • Net weight 1 g
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Overview

Hybrid · Vapes

Dark Web Cured Resin is a hybrid product from our vapes range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and euphoric. Flavour notes: citrus, berry, grape and earthy.

About this format

A sealed cartridge or all-in-one device: no grinding, no ash and very little smell. Effect arrives in a minute or two, which makes it the easiest format to dose in small steps.

Product description

Floral, sugary and slightly spicy with subtle vanilla high notes whose sweetness will linger in your nose even after you’ve resecured the lid. The deep purple margins are contrasted nicely by the orange of the soft bushy pistils bringing to mind a Halloween color scheme. A thick coat of twinkling trichomes make this flower look better than sour candy. These very dense and triangular nugs resemble the wrist bones of a long dead demon or those four sided dice you need for attack rolls in DnD. The flavor is creamy and berry sweet on the pull with an earthy yet smooth exhale and a slightly soapy aftertaste.

Technical details

As stated on the label

No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.

Net weight
1 g
Dominant terpenes
Myrcene
Strain type
Hybrid
SKU
GVB-39E8CD
Batch
B3971-8CD

Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.

How it feels

A cross — the terpene profile matters more than the label.

How it tastes

Dominant terpenes
Myrcene

How to use

  1. 01

    Dosing

    Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.

  2. 02

    How to use

    Prime a cold cartridge with one draw before you inhale properly, and keep it upright when it is not in use. Charge only with the supplied cable — a mismatched charger is the usual cause of a burnt taste.

  3. 03

    Storage

    Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B3971-8CD

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC ND — Pass
Total CBD ND — Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 Pass
Water activity 0.57 aw ≤ 0.65 aw Pass
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Tested: June 4, 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 1052 reviews

4.5

1052 reviews

5★ 62%
4★ 24%
3★ 3%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski June 12, 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois May 30, 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.

  • T. Bergström April 18, 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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