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Alien Labs Brain Wash Cured Resin

GVB-DF1B13 · Batch B1758-B13

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Alien Labs

Brain Wash Cured Resin

Hybrid Vapes Vapes Caryophyllene
4.3 40 reviews
  • Net weight 1 g
$25.00

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Overview

Hybrid · Vapes

Brain Wash Cured Resin is a hybrid product from our vapes range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and euphoric. Flavour notes: citrus, grape, earthy and pine.

About this format

A sealed cartridge or all-in-one device: no grinding, no ash and very little smell. Effect arrives in a minute or two, which makes it the easiest format to dose in small steps.

Product description

Your favorite celestial cultivators at Alien Labs met the deep forest dwellers at Talking Terps within an astral glade—Brainwash is the result of years of carefully considered deep tissue mind massages for your cerebral cortex. The smell places you in a spice market at noontime, seeking shade under the eaves of a hookah joint—herbal, sweet, citrusy, and minty in the slow swirl of heat. Densely enfolding verdant pyramids, tinted with purple, hide peaks and valleys with fractal dimension above 3.6 and spiritual dimensions only the 4th eye can comprehend. Spicy and buttery on pull, with a sweetness that sits on the tongue and gives way to herbal, earthy, slightly tangy notes on the exhale.

Technical details

As stated on the label

No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.

Net weight
1 g
Dominant terpenes
Caryophyllene
Strain type
Hybrid
SKU
GVB-DF1B13
Batch
B1758-B13

Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.

How it feels

A cross — the terpene profile matters more than the label.

How it tastes

Dominant terpenes
Caryophyllene

How to use

  1. 01

    Dosing

    Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.

  2. 02

    How to use

    Prime a cold cartridge with one draw before you inhale properly, and keep it upright when it is not in use. Charge only with the supplied cable — a mismatched charger is the usual cause of a burnt taste.

  3. 03

    Storage

    Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B1758-B13

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC ND — Pass
Total CBD ND — Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 Pass
Water activity 0.55 aw ≤ 0.65 aw Pass
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Tested: June 4, 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 40 reviews

4.3

40 reviews

5★ 8%
4★ 62%
3★ 24%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski June 12, 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois May 30, 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.

  • T. Bergström April 18, 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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