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GVB-56B204 · Batch B5700-204
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NOIR: Planet of the Grapes is a indica product from our vapes range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and sleepy. Flavour notes: citrus and grape.
A sealed cartridge or all-in-one device: no grinding, no ash and very little smell. Effect arrives in a minute or two, which makes it the easiest format to dose in small steps.
Product description
70% Indica, 30% Sativa Top Notes - Grape and Citrus Bottom Notes - Fruit and Wood Weight: 1g (License No. DCC-10002269)
No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.
Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.
Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.
Prime a cold cartridge with one draw before you inhale properly, and keep it upright when it is not in use. Charge only with the supplied cable — a mismatched charger is the usual cause of a burnt taste.
Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.
Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.
Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.
| Analyte | Result | Action limit | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total THC | ND | — | Pass |
| Total CBD | ND | — | Pass |
| Pesticides | ND | Cat. I/II | Pass |
| Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) | ND | Ph. Eur. | Pass |
| Residual solvents | ND | ICH Q3C | Pass |
| Microbials & mycotoxins | Pass | ISO 21527 | Pass |
| Water activity | 0.59 aw | ≤ 0.65 aw | Pass |
4.4
73 reviews
Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.
Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.
Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.
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