Cheetah Piss 7-Pack is a sativa product from our pre-rolls range. Commonly reported effects: focused and creative. Flavour notes: citrus, diesel, sweet and dessert.
About this format
Ready-rolled and portioned, so there is nothing to measure and nothing to grind. The most predictable way to keep a session small, and the format most people start with.
Product description
Cheetah Piss is a high-voltage Sativa built for speed, crafted from the powerhouse trio of Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97. Also known as Funky Kitty, it nods to the old-school Cat Piss lineage while launching it into the future with a sharper, more refined edge. The aroma races out of the jar with bold skunky funk, sour citrus, creamy sweetness, and a hint of ammonia that signals serious potency. The effects hit quick and clean, sparking focus, laughter, and creativity while keeping your mind in motion.
Technical details
As stated on the label
No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.
Pieces per pack
7
Net weight
3.5 g
Dominant terpenes
Linalool
Strain type
Sativa
SKU
GVB-5ADC55
Batch
B7064-C55
Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.
Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.
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How to use
Toast the tip evenly before the first real draw — an uneven light is what makes a joint run down one side. Let it go out between rounds and keep the rest in a sealed tube.
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Storage
Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.
Important information
Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.
Lab results
Batch B7064-C55
Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.
