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Cresco Grease Monkey Flower

GVB-99A89A · Batch B5598-89A

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Cresco

Grease Monkey Flower

Indica Flower Flower Caryophyllene
4.2 268 reviews

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Overview

Indica · Flower

Grease Monkey Flower is a indica product from our flower range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and sleepy. Flavour notes: earthy, diesel and dessert.

About this format

Dried cannabis flower — the least processed format we carry, and the one where terpenes come through most clearly. Onset is within minutes, and the effect typically settles after two to three hours.

Product description

Grease Monkey premium cannabis products by Cresco offer a refined experience for enthusiasts of the Grease Monkey strain. This premium flower boasts a delightful blend of earthy and skunky overtones, characteristic of the Grease Monkey strain. With a lineage of GG4 x Cookies and Cream, this hybrid strain delivers a unique terpene profile that entices the senses. Upon opening a jar of Grease Monkey premium cannabis products, users are greeted with a rich aroma that hints at its potent effects. Some users report a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may help promote physical comfort.

Technical details

As stated on the label

No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.

Dominant terpenes
Caryophyllene
Strain type
Indica
SKU
GVB-99A89A
Batch
B5598-89A

Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.

How it feels

Typically reported as heavier and more physical.

How it tastes

Dominant terpenes
Caryophyllene

How to use

  1. 01

    Dosing

    Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.

  2. 02

    How to use

    Break it up by hand or with a grinder rather than cutting it, so the trichomes stay on the bud. Pack loosely — airflow is what gives an even burn.

  3. 03

    Storage

    Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B5598-89A

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC ND — Pass
Total CBD ND — Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 Pass
Water activity 0.59 aw ≤ 0.65 aw Pass
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Tested: June 4, 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 268 reviews

4.2

268 reviews

5★ 8%
4★ 62%
3★ 24%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski June 12, 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois May 30, 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.

  • T. Bergström April 18, 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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