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GVB-5BF00F · Batch B1575-00F

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Funk Master

Indica Pre-Rolls Pre-Rolls Humulene
4.3 121 reviews
  • Net weight 0.75 g
$9.00

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Overview

Indica · Pre-Rolls

Funk Master is a indica product from our pre-rolls range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and sleepy. Flavour notes: earthy, diesel, sweet and cheese.

About this format

Ready-rolled and portioned, so there is nothing to measure and nothing to grind. The most predictable way to keep a session small, and the format most people start with.

Product description

Beginners beware, this CBX-bred gem crosses two classic hash strains, Gm-uhOh and Master Kush, for an ultra elite pheno that delivers a true connoisseur-grade experience. Extremely oily, these juicy nuggets reek of funky gym socks, garlic, roadside skunk, and sweet, earthy OG kush. An exquisitely elevated profile, the flavor translates perfectly with this enjoyable smoke. Gleaming with trichomes, these stick-to-your-window buds are beautiful and visually stunning. Relaxing, sedating, and soothing, this next-level heater gets you faded quickly with a heavy high that will thoroughly stone ya. Weight: 0.75g (License No. CCL18-0001019)

Technical details

As stated on the label

No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.

Net weight
0.75 g
Dominant terpenes
Humulene
Strain type
Indica
SKU
GVB-5BF00F
Batch
B1575-00F

Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.

How it feels

Typically reported as heavier and more physical.

How it tastes

Dominant terpenes
Humulene

How to use

  1. 01

    Dosing

    Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.

  2. 02

    How to use

    Toast the tip evenly before the first real draw — an uneven light is what makes a joint run down one side. Let it go out between rounds and keep the rest in a sealed tube.

  3. 03

    Storage

    Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B1575-00F

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC ND — Pass
Total CBD ND — Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 Pass
Water activity 0.55 aw ≤ 0.65 aw Pass
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Tested: June 4, 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 121 reviews

4.3

121 reviews

5★ 8%
4★ 62%
3★ 24%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski June 12, 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois May 30, 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.

  • T. Bergström April 18, 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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