Monster Cookies is a indica product from our flower range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed, euphoric and sleepy. Flavour notes: berry, grape, earthy and sweet.
About this format
Dried cannabis flower — the least processed format we carry, and the one where terpenes come through most clearly. Onset is within minutes, and the effect typically settles after two to three hours.
Product description
Monster Cookies is a dreamy indica that hits with a rush of euphoria before easing you into deep, body-melting relaxation. It’s that slow-burn kind of high that smooths out the stress and leaves you floating in your own little bubble. Ideal for winding down, zoning out, or catching serious Zs. The flavor is rich and fruity with strong earthy vibes—plum, grape, and a hint of sweet berry all wrapped up in a loud, funky aroma. It’s heavy in all the right ways and delivers that classic couch-lock feel with a flavor profile you’ll actually want to savor. C11-0001569-LIC (License No.C11-0001569-LIC )
Technical details
As stated on the label
No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.
Net weight
3.5 g
Dominant terpenes
Linalool
Strain type
Indica
SKU
GVB-2569EB
Batch
B4716-9EB
Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.
Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.
02
How to use
Break it up by hand or with a grinder rather than cutting it, so the trichomes stay on the bud. Pack loosely — airflow is what gives an even burn.
03
Storage
Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.
Important information
Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.
Lab results
Batch B4716-9EB
Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.
