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Allswell Joker #5

GVB-67241A · Batch B4612-41A

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Joker #5

Indica Flower Flower Terpinolene
4.6 129 reviews
  • Net weight 28 g
$81.00

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Overview

Indica · Flower

Joker #5 is a indica product from our flower range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed, sleepy and body-focused. Flavour notes: citrus, grape, diesel and sweet.

About this format

Dried cannabis flower — the least processed format we carry, and the one where terpenes come through most clearly. Onset is within minutes, and the effect typically settles after two to three hours.

Product description

Joker #5 hits hard with a full-body relaxation that melts away stress and tension. Known for its striking dark purple hues and large, dense buds, this strain combines sweet and gassy flavors for a smoke that’s as bold as its appearance. Ideal for nighttime use, this strain’s calming effects ease both body and mind, making it perfect for kicking back, unwinding, or sinking into a restful night’s sleep. Tasting Notes: Sweet Candy, Citrus, Gassy. Weight: 1oz (License No. CDPH-10002412).

Technical details

As stated on the label

No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.

Net weight
28 g
Dominant terpenes
Terpinolene
Strain type
Indica
SKU
GVB-67241A
Batch
B4612-41A

Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.

How it feels

Typically reported as heavier and more physical.

How it tastes

Dominant terpenes
Terpinolene

How to use

  1. 01

    Dosing

    Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.

  2. 02

    How to use

    Break it up by hand or with a grinder rather than cutting it, so the trichomes stay on the bud. Pack loosely — airflow is what gives an even burn.

  3. 03

    Storage

    Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B4612-41A

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC ND — Pass
Total CBD ND — Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 Pass
Water activity 0.58 aw ≤ 0.65 aw Pass
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Tested: June 4, 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 129 reviews

4.6

129 reviews

5★ 62%
4★ 24%
3★ 3%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski June 12, 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois May 30, 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.

  • T. Bergström April 18, 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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