Brain Wash Smalls is a hybrid product from our flower range. Commonly reported effects: relaxed and euphoric. Flavour notes: citrus, grape, earthy and pine.
About this format
Dried cannabis flower — the least processed format we carry, and the one where terpenes come through most clearly. Onset is within minutes, and the effect typically settles after two to three hours.
Product description
Your favorite celestial cultivators at Alien Labs met the deep forest dwellers at Talking Terps within an astral glade—Brainwash is the result of years of carefully considered deep tissue mind massages for your cerebral cortex. The smell places you in a spice market at noontime, seeking shade under the eaves of a hookah joint—herbal, sweet, citrusy, and minty in the slow swirl of heat. Densely enfolding verdant pyramids, tinted with purple, hide peaks and valleys with fractal dimension above 3.6 and spiritual dimensions only the 4th eye can comprehend. Spicy and buttery on pull, with a sweetness that sits on the tongue and gives way to herbal, earthy, slightly tangy notes on the exhale.
Technical details
As stated on the label
No potency figure is stated for this item. We do not publish one we cannot source.
Net weight
14 g
Dominant terpenes
Ocimene
Strain type
Hybrid
SKU
GVB-79AEB8
Batch
B9426-EB8
Every figure here is taken from the product’s own label data. Where a value is not stated for this item, no row is shown rather than an estimate.
Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.
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How to use
Break it up by hand or with a grinder rather than cutting it, so the trichomes stay on the bud. Pack loosely — airflow is what gives an even burn.
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Storage
Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.
Important information
Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.
Lab results
Batch B9426-EB8
Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.
